{"id":690,"date":"2016-01-26T06:22:21","date_gmt":"2016-01-26T06:22:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.gsm-earpiece.com\/?p=690"},"modified":"2014-04-04T07:22:36","modified_gmt":"2014-04-04T14:22:36","slug":"survive-zombie-apocalypse","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.gsm-earpiece.com\/blog\/survive-zombie-apocalypse","title":{"rendered":"How To Survive The Zombie Apocalypse"},"content":{"rendered":"

Zombie apocalypse is one of the most popular variations of apocalypse. That\u2019s hard to explain why the idea of having your brains eaten by a dumb bloody creature appeals to people so greatly. But as they say \u201cForewarned is forearmed\u201d<\/em>, we decided to give you some tips to survive the zombie apocalypse:<\/p>\n

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Learn how to make zombie make-up<\/strong>, as the best way to survive is to pretend\u00a0you are one of them. All zombies look sickly, have pale complexion, shadows under the eyes and they are stained with blood. So you\u2019ll definitely need a lot of cosmetics in store. By the way, your clothes should definitely match your looks. So please leave your favourite Valentino dress or Armani suit for some better occasion.<\/p>\n

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Mess up your hair<\/strong>. In case you are a girl, we do understand your feelings about this point, but have you ever seen a neat zombie? Moreover it\u2019s so convenient as you won\u2019t have to wash your hair at all and spend time on styling! By the way, you can also dirty your head with mud and earth as if you just rolled out of a grave. That will make a better effect and turn you into a high-class zombie!<\/p>\n

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Learn how to fight zombies<\/strong>. It\u2019s essential in case you get exposed or your acting skills leave much to be desired. Of course it\u2019s great if you have a gun and a truck, so that you could drive and shoot zombies in the head just like in the movies. But in case your body is your only weapon you\u2019d better attend some kung fu or karate lessons. You can also find Max Brooks\u2019 The Zombie Survival Guide<\/a> very helpful.<\/p>\n

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Act stupid<\/strong>. If you\u2019ve just read Critique of Pure Reason<\/a> and long for discussing it with someone, it\u2019s definitely not the right time, as zombies can\u2019t even talk well, to say nothing of thinking. To act like zombie you need to moan and gasp, run into walls, limp and fall. To cut a long story short, you should act as if you are extremely drunk.<\/p>\n

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Enjoy your \u00e0 la zombie life<\/strong>. No really, in case zombie apocalypse has already started, there is no sense in panicking. Just try to relax and do all the things you like. For example, you can listen to your favourite music and pretend to be a zombie at the same time. As zombies always wave their arms, holding a telephone or mp-3 player in your hand would be problematic. Wires, coming from the earpiece also look suspicious. Moreover you may need some urgent help, but as far as you pretend to be a zombie you won\u2019t be able to make sudden movements or call someone in a usual way. So you will find this spy gsm earpiece set<\/a> really useful. The wireless earpiece inside your ear and Bluetooth transmitter under your clothes will do their job and your zombie camouflage will never be exposed. By the way, don\u2019t forget to moan for \u201cBraaaaains!\u201d<\/a><\/p>\n

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So now you know what to do in order to survive the zombie apocalypse and \u201cMay<\/em> the Force<\/em> be with you\u201d<\/em>.<\/p>\n

Choose<\/a> your spy gsm earpiece set right now!<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Zombie apocalypse is one of the most popular variations of apocalypse. That\u2019s hard to explain why the idea of having your brains eaten by a dumb bloody creature appeals to people so greatly. But as they say \u201cForewarned is forearmed\u201d, we decided to give you some tips to survive the zombie apocalypse:   Learn how […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":876,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gsm-earpiece.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/690"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gsm-earpiece.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gsm-earpiece.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gsm-earpiece.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gsm-earpiece.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=690"}],"version-history":[{"count":56,"href":"http:\/\/www.gsm-earpiece.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/690\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1042,"href":"http:\/\/www.gsm-earpiece.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/690\/revisions\/1042"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gsm-earpiece.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/876"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gsm-earpiece.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=690"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gsm-earpiece.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=690"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gsm-earpiece.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=690"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}